Pickup trucks offer a unique opportunity for fun bumper stickers. Because of these vehicle’s special capabilities, pickup owners are often exceptionally proud of their vehicles and love to show them off. That’s makes pickups a perfect canvas for applying some fun and creative bumper stickers.
But there are tons of options out there. And, of course, most don’t apply directly to pickups. That’s why we have scoured the gigantic internet marketplace to bring you the 15 best bumper stickers that are perfectly suited for pickup trucks. Let this guide help you find the perfect message to all of those who drive behind you.
The 17 Best Bumper Stickers for Pickup Trucks
Okay, the time has come to delve into all of the best bumper stickers for pickup trucks. From the funny to the adventurous to the very serious (not really) warnings about staying away from your prized truck – it’s all here.
Before we start, let’s define what we mean by “fun.” If you have ever shopped for truck-specific bumper stickers, you have no doubt run into many rude and/or uncivil, negative stickers. And that includes an unhealthy obsession with the Toyota Prius, for some reason. For the purpose of this article, we are staying away from any obscene, political, or rude messages and sticking to good, clean fun.
1. Is there life after death? Touch my truck and find out.
This one is just great – starting off with one of the great existential questions, then quickly transitioning to a warning to stay away from your prized vehicular possession. And, at a time when new pickup trucks can easily cost $60,000, $70,000, or even $80,000 it is easy to see why you might want to keep everyone else away from it. Heck, even if you drive a 20-year old beater, it is still your hard-earned money invested, so why not protect it?
If you use your truck as it is intended, you have no doubt gained many bumps, scrapes, and dents. From offroad hazards to the abuse from towing and hauling, many trucks don’t stay pristine for long. Sure, you could pay a body shop hundreds or thousands of dollars to fix it, but you know it will probably only get damaged again. That’s where these band-aid bumper stickers come in – simply apply the bandage to the damage and you automatically have a fun and creative way to address those dents.
3. Buckle up – I want to try something
If you are the type that loves to test the limits of your pickup truck, this is a must-have bumper sticker for you. It tells everyone that you are not afraid to go a little wild with your truck, taking it over obstacles that the common crossover wouldn’t even try.
4. Yours may be fast… But mine can go anywhere
There are all types of automotive enthusiasts out there, and it’s not always about going fast. Sure, it’s nice to have a fast truck that can easily keep up with traffic, but many pickup owners are much more concerned with offroad capability that on-road speed. For those owners, here is your bumper sticker. It’s your way of telling the world what you are all about – getting away from the pavement princesses and venturing into places where only the bravest and most capable vehicles dare go.
5. State Map
Chances are, you love taking your pickup on road trips. From pulling a trailer or hauling a camper to a nice tent setup, there are many ways to enjoy our great nation from the comfort of your truck. This popular sticker allows you to show off everywhere you’ve been. Each state in the nation comes with its own flag-inspired sticker you can apply after visiting that state. This one is often seen on motorhomes, but there is no reason you can’t use it on your pickup truck as well.
6. National Park Stickers
Nature lovers rejoice: here is another fun travel-based sticker set. With 60 gorgeous national park designs to choose from, you can proudly display stickers for each one you have visited. Reviewers love these high-quality vinyl stickers that should look great on your vehicle for a long time to come.
7. Seek and Find Adventure
This simple, elegant design shows that you love the great outdoors. The tent, campfire, pine tree, and compass are perfect for anyone who loves finding adventures and camping in their pickup trucks. This vinyl sticker is great for RVers, campers, and overland enthusiasts with an eye for design.
8. Offroad Mountains
Here is another great offroad bumper sticker. With a nice mountain design and the simple “off road” words, this sticker shows exactly what you are all about.
This is a great option for anyone who loves to take their pickup truck into the mountains for a little trail time. And with an assortment of colors to choose from, you should be able to find the perfect color for your rig.
By the way, if you’re contemplating this, make sure you check out our 7 tips for off-roading with your pickup truck.
9. How to Pick Up Chicks
Okay, now we are back to the funny stuff. This simple three-panel comic is great for giving those stuck in traffic behind you a laugh. When people first read it, they will immediately assume it will have some cocky message about manliness, until they see the pictures depicting a stick figure literally picking up a baby chick. If you have a funny bone and love sharing the laughter, this is the perfect bumper sticker for you.
10. I Like Big Trucks and I Cannot Lie
Baby got truck! Taking inspiration from the famous Sir Mix a Lot’s “Baby Got Back,” this sticker is another that is sure to give anyone you run across a nice chuckle. Plus, it shows off your passion for big pickup trucks. I love that it is able to be fun without attacking other smaller and more efficient vehicles. While this one shows off exactly where your passion lies, there is the very real danger of getting the song stuck in your head every time you approach your truck! That’s a small price to pay for such a great bumper sticker, though.
11. Old Pickups Never Die. They Get Rebuilt.
This sticker is great for anyone who is proud of their older pickup truck. While others might have given up on an old, high-mileage truck, you see a great project vehicle.
With some mechanical know-how and enough desire, any pickup can be resurrected and returned to its old glory. Anyone who knows how to fix up these older models should feel an overwhelming sense of pride, so why not show it off a little with this sticker?
12. Yes, it’s my Truck, and No, I Won’t Help You Move
Anyone who owns a truck has been asked to help move. That’s just the way it is, there are no exceptions. That’s what makes this bumper sticker so perfect for truck owners. It sends a clear message to everyone you encounter – don’t even bother asking for help on moving day.
After all, that’s not why anyone buys a truck. Sure, it’s nice to have the capability to handle just about any job, but helping your friends and coworkers move is no fun at all. Of course, this sticker is more fun than serious, as I am sure most people who buy it will still help their friends and family move. I just hope you at least get a 6-pack out of the deal.
13. No Problem/Problem
If you haven’t seen this one before, it could take a second to understand what it’s saying. Once you get it, though, it’s a great funny bumper sticker for anyone who likes to get a little wild off-road. Right side up, everything is good, hence the “no problem” phrase. Once the black “Problem” side is readable, however, you know something has gone haywire.
Oh, and if any of you are seriously that crazy off road, you should make sure to invest in some roll bars before you buy this sticker!
14. Honk If Parts Fall Off
Maybe your truck is no longer in the best shape. Hey, we’ve all been there. If that’s the case, this is a great, fun bumper sticker you can use to let everyone know you could lose parts at any time!
Hopefully, no important part falls off of your pickup, but if they do, this bumper sticker may serve as fair warning to everyone behind you. Of course, if anyone really does take this sticker seriously, you will probably have forgotten about it and wonder why these motorists are honking at you in traffic.
15. I Identify as a Prius
Okay, so there are tons of anti-Prius stickers aimed at pickup truck drivers. In fact, some get downright threatening. Instead of taking such a negative approach, you could opt for this humorous Prius-inspired bumper sticker.
Imagine driving around in your 12-mpg F250 and affixing this sticker to the back. It will immediately be clear that you have a good sense of humor about your poor fuel economy, plus you will be less likely to offend any hybrid drivers behind you.
16. The Curvy Gentleman
We’ve all seen the “pretty girl” mudflap stickers, but this one puts a whole new twist on the concept! Instead of the curvaceous female silhouette, it uses a man who is also curvy in his own way. With 16 colors to choose from, including the white stickers that look great on tinted windows, this hilarious sticker is perfect for truck owners with a great sense of humor.
17. ‘Tis but a Scratch
Monty Python fans, unite! This phrase will be immediately clear to anyone who has seen “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”. And it’s the perfect solution to any trail or hauling damage your truck has sustained. If you believe trucks should wear their damage like a badge of honor, this bumper sticker is perfect for you. The bigger the damage, the funnier this sticker is!
Now, Get those Stickers On!
If we’ve done our job, this list of the 17 most fun bumper stickers for pickup trucks will have given you plenty of inspiration for your rig. Pick out one or even a few and start customizing that bumper (or window, or tailgate!).
This splash of “fun” on your truck is a great way to stand out from the crowd and add some cheap customization to your pickup.